One night last week, I was walking back home after dinner. The weather was cool and my tummy was full - which also means I was in a pleasant mood.
Out of nowhere a Omni Van pulled in front of me..
And stopped !! I was terrified !
Then came the scarier part - the door slided open.
It really creeped me out.
To add to it, a scary big hand poked out.
I was frozen with shock!
Now, you must be thinking, whats so scary about all this? Well, havnt you watched Hindi films? Omni Vans are the favorite vehicle of kidnappers ! If you dont know, go watch them. Take Sarfarosh and Fiza for example (for good and bad films respectively)
Why do kidnappers like the Van so much? Think ..
A guy is riding on a scooter.
The bad guys follow him.
The door SLIDES !
.. and no one knows it happened !
Well, now that you know why a Van is a scary thing, I'll return to what happened. I was frozen for a moment. A lot of thoughts went through my head - why would anyone kidnap me? What if they made me a slave animator?!! EEEEEEEEKK. Isnt that scary ?!
Few seconds later, I jolted back to reality and realized the Van was gone and I was still there.
I thanked God and decided I should make a Public Service Announcement (like at the end of those G.I.Joe TV show episodes) and make everyone aware about the Omni vans. They are Mean Kidnapping-Machines !
By the way - they are also used for transporting passengers (non-kidnapped) and other harmless goods like milk, bread, postal delivery and stuff. But still - BEWARE !
You'll Thank me when you dodge one.